Tue, Mar 17, 2015
Growing up, I thought my neighbor was a Cyclops. He was probably a good guy.
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Mon, Dec 22, 2014
Some more homemade American music. This is a result of trying to practice solo swaps for bluegrass. Attempting this myself, as is abundantly clear, demonstrates the difficulty and artistry of those who can do it apparently effortlessly. Maybe someday, but until then, this is posted in case someone wants to learn it with me..
[Selkirk Hurdle (mp3 download)
Sun, Dec 07, 2014
NY State of Health
Decided to set up my midi stuff while on hold with NY State of Health this week. This pile of nonsense spewed forth. Yes, it's annoying, but only a couple of samples were cut and pasted. There really were quite a lot of discreet "Please remain on the line" samples. Rather than internalize, I amuse myself and pass my annoyance on to the listener.
[Download NY State of Health MP3
Tue, Dec 02, 2014
Fait Tain in moving pictures
In case your ears don't work without your eyes, here's Mr. Melon's first attempt at stop motion animation. Turns out it takes alot of work to get it to synchronize, or maybe tools. Who has time for that? Anyway, Socrates makes the case for bottomless pits with Guy Smiley and a guest soloist. Never too old to play with dolls...
[Fate Tain on YooToob]
Sun, Nov 30, 2014
You ordered that drink wrong
Another true story about a bar. I'm sensing a pattern.
Sat, Nov 22, 2014
This song does not exist.
[Download Fate Tain
Tue, Oct 21, 2014
No one wants to hear someone complain about the state of the planet... and yet Mr. Melon did it anyway. He's very annoying, but we've got a pretty good deal, why not try to protect it.
The title and tag are stolen from
this movie that everyone ought to place in front of their eyeballs.
Wed, Oct 15, 2014
Fri, Nov 05, 2010
Helderberg Exotic Cats (and Russian Brides)
Every two years Bender Melon releases a song. Here's one about a local purveyor of felines and other associated products.
[Helderberg Exotic Cats (and Russian Brides)