Growing up, I thought my neighbor was a Cyclops. He was probably a good guy.
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03/17/2015 00:23 |
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Tue, Mar 17, 2015
Nuclear Opalescence
Tue, Feb 10, 2015
Yawfle Studies Crunk
The Gorey kind, not the hip-hop kind. In other words, drastic staring.
The Gorey kind, not the hip-hop kind. In other words, drastic staring.
[Yawfle Studies Crunk - mp3 download]
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02/10/2015 17:58 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Mon, Dec 22, 2014
Selkirk Hurdle
Some more homemade American music. This is a result of trying to practice solo swaps for bluegrass. Attempting this myself, as is abundantly clear, demonstrates the difficulty and artistry of those who can do it apparently effortlessly. Maybe someday, but until then, this is posted in case someone wants to learn it with me..
[Selkirk Hurdle (mp3 download)]
Some more homemade American music. This is a result of trying to practice solo swaps for bluegrass. Attempting this myself, as is abundantly clear, demonstrates the difficulty and artistry of those who can do it apparently effortlessly. Maybe someday, but until then, this is posted in case someone wants to learn it with me..
[Selkirk Hurdle (mp3 download)]
12/22/2014 12:22 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Sun, Dec 07, 2014
NY State of Health
Decided to set up my midi stuff while on hold with NY State of Health this week. This pile of nonsense spewed forth. Yes, it's annoying, but only a couple of samples were cut and pasted. There really were quite a lot of discreet "Please remain on the line" samples. Rather than internalize, I amuse myself and pass my annoyance on to the listener.
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Decided to set up my midi stuff while on hold with NY State of Health this week. This pile of nonsense spewed forth. Yes, it's annoying, but only a couple of samples were cut and pasted. There really were quite a lot of discreet "Please remain on the line" samples. Rather than internalize, I amuse myself and pass my annoyance on to the listener.
[Download NY State of Health MP3]
12/07/2014 21:07 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Tue, Dec 02, 2014
Fait Tain in moving pictures
In case your ears don't work without your eyes, here's Mr. Melon's first attempt at stop motion animation. Turns out it takes alot of work to get it to synchronize, or maybe tools. Who has time for that? Anyway, Socrates makes the case for bottomless pits with Guy Smiley and a guest soloist. Never too old to play with dolls...
In case your ears don't work without your eyes, here's Mr. Melon's first attempt at stop motion animation. Turns out it takes alot of work to get it to synchronize, or maybe tools. Who has time for that? Anyway, Socrates makes the case for bottomless pits with Guy Smiley and a guest soloist. Never too old to play with dolls...
12/02/2014 10:56 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Sun, Nov 30, 2014
You ordered that drink wrong
Another true story about a bar. I'm sensing a pattern.
Another true story about a bar. I'm sensing a pattern.
11/30/2014 16:57 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Sat, Nov 22, 2014
Fate Tain
This song does not exist.
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This song does not exist.
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11/22/2014 17:10 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Tue, Oct 21, 2014
Local Hero
No one wants to hear someone complain about the state of the planet... and yet Mr. Melon did it anyway. He's very annoying, but we've got a pretty good deal, why not try to protect it.
No one wants to hear someone complain about the state of the planet... and yet Mr. Melon did it anyway. He's very annoying, but we've got a pretty good deal, why not try to protect it.
The title and tag are stolen from
this movie that everyone ought to place in front of their eyeballs.
[Local Hero]
10/21/2014 20:00 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Wed, Oct 15, 2014
Lydia's Frappe Door #6
Practicing 6ths turned into a thing.
[Lydia's Frappe Door #6]
Practicing 6ths turned into a thing.
[Lydia's Frappe Door #6]
10/15/2014 20:00 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
Fri, Nov 05, 2010
Helderberg Exotic Cats (and Russian Brides)
Every two years Bender Melon releases a song. Here's one about a local purveyor of felines and other associated products.
[Helderberg Exotic Cats (and Russian Brides)]
Every two years Bender Melon releases a song. Here's one about a local purveyor of felines and other associated products.
[Helderberg Exotic Cats (and Russian Brides)]
11/05/2010 19:12 |
Category: /music/schoonshardshell
